Oscar De La Hoya (or not?) Flicks: Not Safe For LIFE

19 09 2007

Boxing champ Oscar De La Hoya like you’ve never seen him before.

Please be forewarned, these shots are a HOT ASS MESS and likely to make you gag a little. I quit this bitch.

Photoshop or not? You be the judge.

Posted by J

It’d be hard for me to believe anyone didn’t think Oscar was a queen, but really? This far? Like it’s not hard enough being a Latin man in the US. Thanks, Oscar, your help is really appreciated.


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19 09 2007
msantina

Thanks J. I just spit my lunch back up all over my desk. Put a warning label up next time please.

I don’t want to hear ANYBODY come on here saying this fuckery was just a joke because their is nothing remotely funny about a man dressing up like he’s about to go work in a brothel. And he’s super comfortable. What a Fairy.

19 09 2007
(MJ)

I got a strange pain in my legs……

19 09 2007
The IPS

*clutches heart*

I think…yeah….no wait….yeah…

I just threw up a little in my mouth!

19 09 2007
cg

sure this isn’t a photo shop jobbie?

i’m begging that is because if not i think i really might have to leave this world!

19 09 2007
carolinagirl

Why is the Project Pat song stuck in my head…..”Good googely moogely that thang is juicy” ROFLMAO!!

19 09 2007
Mena

These might be fake…

19 09 2007
J

Why is the Project Pat song stuck in my head…..”Good googely moogely that thang is juicy” ROFLMAO!!

DEAD, stop!!!

19 09 2007
carolinagirl

lemme guess, this is gonna replace kim k as the mess of the moment right?

19 09 2007
J

^ It should, it really should, but I don’t know if I can stomach one of these flicks being all up on our sidebar for God knows who long.

19 09 2007
msantina

I just got a vision in my head of the “money siren” going off in the locker room and Oscar with 10 other stripper tearing the door down to GET DAT MONEY!! DEAD!

19 09 2007
CinEffinRella

It’s Britney, B!tch!

19 09 2007
carolinagirl

^^^i know right, that pic of ciara in dem edward scissorhands pants and eight-ball jacket was messin with my peripherals (sp?)

19 09 2007
The IPS

These do look like a bad Photoshop job though.

LOL @ it’s Britney bitch!

19 09 2007
shay g.

questions :1) how did he know what size he wears n women’s heels? you cannot tell me that he didnt try on and break those bad boys in..they fit him too well.2)which episode of top model was he watching? he has his pose/emotion in the eyes game down to a science 3) the TWO pair of drawers under the fishnet? what da hell??did he not want to show too much skin?? leaving a lil something to the imagination huh oscar? 4) which closet did he get the fishnet bodysuit from? im guessing johnny gill’s but he looks closer to 50 cent’s size so…o well they all have extras thrown around the pink basement

19 09 2007
Anonymous

that is NOT oscar de la hoya… it is photoshopped

19 09 2007
Yah.

LOL. He does have nice legs though!

19 09 2007
zephyr

This has got to be a Photoshop pic. I just… no. No. It’s all so wrongggggg.

19 09 2007
Licia

I’ve fallen and I can’t get up! Where the hell is my medic alert when I need it…

19 09 2007
Meek

I’m a huge boxing fan and a big fan of Oscar’s. I know for a fact that he has a few Tats. These are fake folks!

19 09 2007
Stank_Bref

dayum, if i was gay i would prolly smash…wait, wtf?!?!?!?!!!??!?! Mayweatha finna have a field day wit dese shits. Oscar lost…again. smh

19 09 2007
Virgo74

As you would say, “Sweet Minty Jesus”!

Say it ain’t so joe!!!!!!

19 09 2007
Anonymous

I dont believe these are real. They look photoshopped. Look at the neck.

19 09 2007
Baltimorean

UMMM yes the neck looks real off. that’s definitely fake. funny though

19 09 2007
kelis

I think they are photoshopped also.. Check the last pic. It looks really awkward.

19 09 2007
fnkybunchmstr

The LAST picture looks awkward?!

19 09 2007
thistimenow

These are Photoshopped. I worked with the best Digital Retoucher in the music business and I can tell retouched photos a mile away. I agree with someone’s last comment also, that last picture is very akward. Photoshop boo boos!

19 09 2007
Mufaro'sBeautifulDaughter

I just want to know where he got that fishnet bodysuit from so I can go get me one! SPICAY!

19 09 2007
CinEffinRella

photoshopped or not, this sh!t is funny.

19 09 2007
CinEffinRella

Hey wait. Maybe Oscar was kidnapped and forced at gunpoint to take the pics – – a little insurance policy for someone who was “owed something.” I saw it on an episode of CSI, (only it was a 50 cent clone rapper who was forced to take the pics).

Mystery solved!

19 09 2007
The IPS

I think we ALL knew they weren’t real, but still…

BWAHAHAHAHAHA if not for laughing at the person that really tried to pass these off as real.

19 09 2007
Marly_Marlowe

Shake your money maker
Like somebody’s bout to pay ya

ROTFLMAO.. “its britney bitch” lol

19 09 2007
illicituse

please tell me this was a bet gone horribly wrong. I’ll wait

19 09 2007
carolinagirl

Okay, project pat is no longer in my head when I look at these pictures. That ass and titties song is in my head……

“Ass. Titties. Ass and titties. Ass ass. Titties titties. Ass and titties. Big booty bitches that’s wearing Guess. Come on ho let’s go to the EasyRest.”

19 09 2007
CinEffinRella

okay. okay. okay.

well, if it’s photoshopped how they get the gloves and the boxer stance in the first pic then?

huh? huh? huh? what about THAT?

19 09 2007
The IPS

^^^^^^^^^ “Ass. Titties. Ass and titties. Ass ass. Titties titties. Ass and titties. Big booty bitches that’s wearing Guess. Come on ho let’s go to the EasyRest.

I NEED TO KNOW THIS SONG IMMEDIATELY!

19 09 2007
selina

i hope this is not photoshopped! he looks hottttt!! Lok at his eyes he is probably dusted!

19 09 2007
carolinagirl

Okay IPS, you asked for it.

WARNING: Listening to this song and viewing these pics will cause immediate death from laughter.

http://www.zshare.net/audio/3742477ece5cdb/

19 09 2007
kelis

lol… yall don’t know nuthin about that project pat… MEMPHI$!!! sorry, i just had to represent..

19 09 2007
dissasterific

I think … I just died a little inside.

The song is priceless along with these pictures.

Carolinagirl where did you find a song like this?

rofl! ‘You need soap and water. Soap and water. [echoes]’ *DED*

19 09 2007
carolinagirl

Dissaterific I remembered this song from an episode of Chappelle Show when he had that skit about a gay america and they had a gay landscaper cutting grass in booty shorts with this song playing in the background.

19 09 2007
Not Moron

Obviously a photoshop job. Look at the line separating face and neck, and look how the face juts out

19 09 2007
pttphoto

wow, my eyes need to be replaced after that.

but in my opinion, they look like fakes.

19 09 2007
Nik Rock

*sigh*…. Hey, I think he looks “Hotttttt!!!!”. (ROTF)

19 09 2007
beya b

ugghh that last pic is hella fake…his head dont even look natural on that body

19 09 2007
ladreamasdrea

photoshop!! lol! the US don’t need another reason to keep “us” out!

19 09 2007
Anonymous

OH HELL NO! I should’ve followed the disclaimer. He hot an’ all, but that was scary. I saw this on the news and without missin’ a beat, I say DAMN!

It don’t look real though, he probably gon’ sue for this. It’s still funny. Maybe its part of a sex tape? I’ll believe it when a video comes out.

19 09 2007
Ms. Niqua

^^^ Comment above from Ms. Niqua

20 09 2007
ms carpenter

I was really scared for a minute and I almost started weeping uncontrollably until the last photo…that’s when it became clear that they are seriously Photoshopped.

20 09 2007
SexyMa

Lmao.
he bent over and touching the wall
lmao!!! OMG.
::kills over::
LMAO!!!!

20 09 2007
tragik007

These photos are real.
Also, his boxing career is officially over.
He can still be a promoter, though but no….he is done.

20 09 2007
pooht2

what i wanna know is why do y’all have so many tags under this post? now that funny as shit. speaking of which i have that same outfit and i got it from the porn store down the street. he is working those shoes though!
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

20 09 2007
pooht2

please listen to the song while watching the pictures!
WARNING WILL CAUSE INSTANT DIARRHEA!!!!!
LMAO I THINK I JUST PIED A LITTLE

20 09 2007
RiotGrrL

…Oh yeah, that’s a sexy pose right there Osar! Come on, give me more…make love to the camera Oscar! Show all those muscular, sweaty heavyweights what they really missed out in the ring…ROFLMAO!!!

20 09 2007
cg

yes carolinagirl you are so right! they def had booty music bumpin in the telly when they took these pics.

20 09 2007
am

I am totally un-biased but seriously look at the first picture….see the “shadow” behind his head. THere is no way this is a real picture. The shadow wouldn’t look like that nor would it be that big or dark. The shadow looks too perfect like someone def put in there to make it look more real. Use your heads people and don’t fall for every dumb thing you see.

20 09 2007
-M-

I had nightmares.

21 09 2007
charlie kennedy

I think they’re real. Altho I did think he has some tattoes. Hmmm… I don’t know.
One thing’s fo sho tho – he is fucked up!!

24 09 2007
carolina

HEY ITS NOT A BIG DEAL ITS JUST SUM FUKING PICS AND ITS NOT EVEN HIM

24 09 2007
Anonymous

wat the freaky mack is that ?? dam thats’ hold on i got to throw up .no commet i thout he was gay

24 09 2007
Anonymous

that what happens when he lost to that sorry moran of mayfeather or weather any way to that color guy

25 09 2007
Anonymous

Fuck man I just gaged.

26 09 2007
none

any one with a good eye can tell see they are fake the haed is bigger that the rest of the body and where is his neck. please but a good trip to jail is on place. feel sorry for that girl.

1 10 2007
Arlis

IT IS DEFINITELY OSCAR!

You guys have to check out the last picture x17online has. He’s kneeling down (dressed in the blue polo shirt) with his back to the camera helping another girl with her knee highs. There’s a drink on the floor next to him (the same he is holding on the picture with the hat and wig. There is also a red boxing glove on the chair with the Mexican logo – the same gloves he is wearing on the first fishnet picture.

Come on!….everything can’t be Photoshopped! This is Oscar — he admitted on the interview that he was at the Ritz and in that room. You need to see it with your own eyes???

There are Machos who dress as women, OK???

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