Like Pops said from “The Wayans Bros.” – “Shhhhhh, don’t tell noooooooo-body!”
Diddy got caught on camera buying some Ecstasy in Ibiza.
OMG ya’ll he even has that classic, “I’m not doing nothing I shouldn’t be doing!” face. You know that face you used to get as a child when you were kicking the dog and your mom kept turning around to make sure you weren’t? LOL.
You can even hear him asking for two pills! Smile Diddy, you’re on Youtube camera! He sure ain’t buying roses from the Latino lady who walks by your table at every.mexican.restaurant.in.los.angeles! (Bitter much, me?)
Kim Porter: “Your Honor, my fake-play husband is a drug addict and pops pills to ease the pain of his flopping album and to soothe the herpes he got from Cassie, and lastly, to help him ignore the fact that he just had another baby in the Dirty Dirty.”
Judge: “Ms. Porter, what is the Dirty Dirty? Is that a strip club? Your panties?”
Kim Porter: “Sorry your Honor, even though I caught something Dirty Dirty from this no-good negro, I was referencing the illegitimate love child he fathered with the server from Ron Winans & Glady Knight’s Chicken and Waffle House.”
Judge: “Settlement to Kim Porter in the amount of ALL OF IT.”
Kim Porter: “I’m ritch b!tch!”
“Sweet Minty Jesus, we pray that you surround Diddly with a great defense team and damage control. Let the Spirit of Johnnie Cochran fill his lawyer’s veins. In Flusher’s name we pray, Yaygawt.”
Posted by the IPS
“Yaygawt”? Dead! Actually I pray he has a crappy defense team so he can finally suffer the consequences of his actions.
house music rules !! .. but im curious how he didnt mind the camera.. i bet he was in la la land poppin’ 4 speed pills earlier and didnt give a shit!!!
Im suprised no-one has mentioned the “IT” cameo… lol he was licking his lips worse that LL Cool J.
ROTFLMAO
Where the hell was he at? He should have brought 4 pills in order to cope with that party. And it’s clearly bright in there so why did he need some damn blue blocker shades? Boy stop! I hope this video makes it all the way to the news.
IPS, you are a damn fool!!! LOL!
LOL@…“Sweet Minty Jesus, we pray that you surround Diddly with a great defense team and damage control. Let the Spirit of Johnnie Cochran fill his lawyer’s veins. In Flusher’s name we pray, Yaygawt.”
So now Diddy’s on the Ex? *smh* What will he do next..?
*Placing my chin in my hand with my legs crossed*
….gay rave anyone?
shit I bet he got them good skittles. He probably takes em when Kim is around lol to deal with her money hungry ass
HipHopRemix, I was thankin the same thang honey.
LMAO!!
Now we know how he gets the women in his bed..Kim Porter wake up BUT then again there’s women who put up with b*llshit from men for a whole lot lesssss.
Diddy done took away the link!
Oh snap, trust I got a backup at the house LOL!
I am at work right now, I will re-up later tonight!
VID IS FIXED!
if he keep doin that shit his ass gonna end up dancin like Terry Crews on “White Chicks”
I just died and Im on motherf*ckin express elevator STRAIGHT to hell .
Kim Porter’s root box game is straight poppin..see ya in jail Puff.
That said, ROFL at Didday discreetly jiving to the techno during the transaction….and wtf..clowns?
that place looks like a freakin gong show.
HipHopRemix you took the words right out my mouth lol…….and the thing is, im not even surprised
now thats the “Gotcha Gotcha”
puffy on x…lol
House music rules!!! What happens in Ibiza…well, you should be more careful, lol!
DIDDY DOIN DOIN
DOIN DOIN
HE DOING IT WWWWWELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
*googles to see where the eff Ibiza is* That damn club look like a circus let out just about an hour before and they all stumbled there to continue getting high….diddy fitting right in….the bearded lady
He’s been doing ex since 1997.